Cheerful

Found this in the forwarded email, quite funny:


England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
Singapore has 2 famous cows- 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'


When your life is in darkness......
Pray God and ask Him 2 free you from darkness..... and
If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your TNB bill.


When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.


An angry china man entered a shop and shouted : Where's my free gift with this cooking oil? Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"


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If you need DARLING, CALL ME,
If you need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
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